笑話集

窗外傳來 "燒~肉~粽~" 的叫賣聲，品謙學著說： "燒~肉~粽~" ，品毅說："歐~巴~桑~~~"

品毅在車上常常聽英文兒歌，有一首歌是這樣唱的：
"Found a peanut, Found a peanut, Found a peanut just now; Just now I found a peanut, found a peanut just now." 
聽了兩三次之後他就唱：
"放個屁啦! 放個屁啦! 放個屁啦just now; just now I 放個屁啦，放個屁啦 just now."